butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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