After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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