Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
i think im in europe. pls send help
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