Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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