I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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