Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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