Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i came on her dog
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize