it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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