you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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