Who did Billy Mays play for?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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