I hate all girls vehemently.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
God gave him joint rollers for hands
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
