He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
