i always forget guys have bellybuttons
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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