hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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