This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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