We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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