I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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