I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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