Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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