How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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