so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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