I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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