yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
All the doctor said was why
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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