Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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