smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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