Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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