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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
this boner is exhausting
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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