I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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