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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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