Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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