awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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