i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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