fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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