Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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