I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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