Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish life had little blips of pornography
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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