if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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