got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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