I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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