I just cut my nipple shaving
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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