Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
sex in a hospital.. check
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize