We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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