Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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