fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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