This girl is more easily done than said...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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