Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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