also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Four minutes until I can fart!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
