She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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