People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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