So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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