So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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