how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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