dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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